![]() ![]() Sometimes I feel it’s like two steps forward, three steps back. No, I never feel that I am getting it right. ![]() But at least the last way you get it right. Well, yeah, isn’t it the way? I once said-and I really believe it-if you’re really nice, people will walk all over you, and if you stand up for yourself they will call you a bitch. That is really the way it goes around here -a strong, opinionated, powerful woman equals grotesque drag queen. Oh God, I am always complaining that the only parts they want me to play are bitchy, horrible, mean women. And not only am I playing myself, but I am playing this really bitchy, horrible, mean version of myself. It’s terrible, I hate it! You have no idea how difficult it is to play yourself. I play this woman called Honey, and the show is called Honey and the Bees. And one of them is a short-order cook, and the other one is an actor.Īnd they end up being in a TV show that you are the star of, right? It has Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear, and they are conjoined twins. Oh my gosh! Well, I actually wanted to ask you about this movie that you’re in. Lo, and even Madonna, there will be Cher. And, in all probability, after Britney, J. If Cher can prance around the stage dressed like an Ali Baba princess AWOL from an intergalactic bus-and-truck tour of Godspell, or as a sexy Aztec rooster clad in a Bob Mackie sequined unitard, andwalk away with her head held high, then all things are possible. Cher is here to tell us all that it’s all right, life’s a gas, don’t take it all so seriously. Even under all those glitzy layers of Vegas excess-from the Byzantine, space-age costumes to the sequined eyeliner to the phantasmagoric wigs-Cher can’t hide that soft, chewy Earth Mother center that makes you want to nuzzle in for a hug.Ĭher is the cool mom you always wanted, the hip sister who let you borrow her fabulous fashions, the groovy teacher who had you looking forward to school, the fun camp counselor who made you love campiness. Although she continues to defy the aging process by any cosmetic and surgical means necessary (“Take that, you bitches!” she exhorts the naysayers in her show), the one thing that will never be nipped or tucked is Cher’s innate likeability. ![]()
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